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Brown & Brown Capital

Fuck The Cows 2 T-Shirt

Fuck The Cows 2 T-Shirt

Regular price $27.99 USD
Regular price $1,000.00 USD Sale price $27.99 USD
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Our Pump Covers are hard, and so are we. And so will you be after purchasing fine article of clothing. This shirt is 100,000% guaranteed to get you laid or your money back (lmao jk). All of our shirts are 100% hand crafted in fucking Ohio, made from only the finest of clothing Ohio has to offer. All of our clothing is directly tested on live animals. This is a Woman-Owned business. The small Asian child thanks you for making their $0.13/hr wage possible at our premier state of the art Brown & Brown Capital Sweatshops!

This is our best seller for a reason. Relaxed, tailored and ultra-comfortable, you'll love the way you look in this durable, reliable classic. 
  • 100% pre-shrunk cotton (heather gray color is 90% cotton/10% polyester, light heather gray is 98% cotton/2% polyester, heather black is 50% cotton/50% polyester) | Fabric Weight: 5.0 oz (mid-weight)
  • Double-stitched seams at shoulder, sleeve, collar and waist
  • Special Note: Mineral Wash colors have a slight yellow tint and not one is the same due to the special dye process
  • Imported; processed and printed in the U.S.A.
Unisex Classic T-Shirt
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S 28 in 18 in 7.5 in
M 29 in 19 in 7.5 in
L 30 in 22 in 7.7 in
XL 31 in 24 in 7.7 in
2XL 32 in 26 in 8.7 in
3XL 32 in 27 in 8.7 in
4XL 34 in 29 in 8.7 in
5XL 35 in 31 in 8.7 in
6XL 37 in 33 in 8.7 in
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