Registered Flex Offenders T-Shirt

Our Pump Covers are hard, and so are we. And so will you be after purchasing fine article of clothing. This shirt is 100,000% guaranteed to get you laid or your money back (lmao jk). All of our shirts are 100% hand crafted in fucking Ohio, made from only the finest of clothing Ohio has to offer. All of our clothing is directly tested on live animals. This is a Woman-Owned business. The small Asian child thanks you for making their $0.13/hr wage possible at our premier state of the art Brown & Brown Capital Sweatshops!

normal fit

	A	B	C
S	27.99 inch	17.99 inch	7.48 inch
M	28.98 inch	19.49 inch	7.48 inch
L	30 inch	21.97 inch	7.72 inch
XL	30.98 inch	23.98 inch	7.72 inch
2XL	31.97 inch	25.98 inch	8.74 inch
3XL	32.48 inch	27.48 inch	8.74 inch
4XL	34.49 inch	28.98 inch	8.74 inch
5XL	35 inch	30.98 inch	8.74 inch
6XL	37.48 inch	32.99 inch	8.74 inch